Commonwealth of Frémont • 28th Parliament

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EXECUTIVE ACTION BY FREMONT FIRST MINISTER THEFLYINGMONGOOSE:

BE IT RESOLVED that all actions taken by my predecessors shall remain in place unless otherwise decreed.

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SECTION 1. Title

1. This act shall be known as the "Government Streamlining And Readiness Act"

SECTION 2. Purpose

1. The purpose of this act is to ensure activity among Fremont legislators to ensure a fair and equitable government for all citizens of the commonwealth.

SECTION 3. Regulations

1. The size of the Fremont Parliament shall be capped at three members

2. This membership does not include the First Minister

SECTION 4. Implementation

1. This legislation shall take effect following the next election, currently scheduled for August 18-21, 2023

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SECTION 1. Title

1. This act shall be known as the "Utilities Upgrade And Development Act"

SECTION 2. Purpose

1. The purpose of this act is to ensure consistent and cheap power for all Fremont residents.

SECTION 3. Regulations

1. The Government of the Commonwealth of Fremont shall be granted full control over all utilities who fail to follow the enacted policies

2. Utilities will be required to eliminate public safety power shutoffs by January 1, 2026, with a fine of $10,000,000 per day such shutdowns are in effect

3. Said fines will apply to any day where any shutdowns are in effect, not each individual shutdown zone.

4. The revenue collected from said fines shall be split 50-50 between bonuses for workers on the ground and businesses and individuals affected.

SECTION 4. Implementation

1. This legislation shall take effect on August 1, 2023

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SECTION 1. Title

1. This act shall be known as the "Surplus Economic Relief Act"

SECTION 2. Purpose

1. The purpose of this act is to return some of the benefits of our past responsible spending to the people

SECTION 3. Regulations (This is based on the FY 2023 surplus of $33 Billion)

1. $10,000,000,000 are hereby appropriated for a "rainy day fund", with withdrawals from said fund requiring a vote in Parliament and the approval of the First Minister

2. $20,000,000,000 is hereby appropriated for the "Fremont Tax Relief Program For Low Income Families" program.

SECTION 4. Distribution

1. The poorest half of Fremont families and individuals are entitled to between $250 and $1,000 depending on the number of dependents.

SECTION 5. Implementation

1. This act shall be implemented at the end of the fiscal year, with rebate checks going out between then and January 1, 2024