New Orleans, Louisiana[Southern Delegate Abdullah gave a speech at an outdoor rally in New Orleans, Louisiana with Joseph Cao, Ken Pham, and many other high-ranking Federalists]
Thank you all for having me here in this wonderful city.
Today I'd like to speak with you all about why you should vote for the Federalist party. I'll try to keep this short. My appeal to you is that you vote for the party of fiscal responsibility during the next elections. Our party has a track record, upkeeping our services and making sure growth is possible all while managing to keep taxes low. In fact, we've had famous Lincolnites barge into our sessions and ask us to raise our taxes, having crocodile tears fall down their face about how we would turn into
"Brownback era Kansas". They're scared of our low taxes and the talent from their regions that our responsible fiscal policy is attracting, you see.
You know what really did happen, though? We just got an estimated
55 Billion Atlasian Dollars surplus on the regional level, among the highest ever! And this massive, unprecedented surplus crafted by Federalist hands is gonna improve your lives, whether the current governor likes it or not.
In fact, every day we're passing things that help out the people of not just New Orleans, but the entire South. Our newly passed Universal Broadband Act, which was written by Federalists, is going to help build from the ground up new systems which will improve internet access in the most underdeveloped regions of the South, previously ignored by Atlasian leaders. We are the party of the common man.
The Laborites are so scared of our grassroots movement that they're sending carpetbaggers
from as far as Oregon to other parts of the South to campaign. We are going to end Labor one-party rule though, whether they like it or not. And it starts here in the bedrock of Federalist support in Louisiana, in New Orleans, where the common man every day isn't worrying about who he's gonna cancel next or the number of genders there are, but is worrying about how he's gonna get food on the table. Where the common man still believes in the great Atlasian values which we used to build our country from the ground up, hard work, perserverance, and grit. We are the party of the common man, the working man.
And you know who cares about the common man? You know who believes in those great Atlasian values? The next governor of Louisiana, Ken Pham. A man who doesn't "wish he lived in Frémont"! A man who's proud of his state, region, country, and people! Don't take my word for it, though. Let him tell you about it himself.
[Ken Pham enters the scene to wild cheers]
