It's Perro Sanxe wot won it
Mimoha
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« on: January 08, 2021, 05:31:49 AM » |
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I don’t usually dream about politics, but last night I dreamed I was negotiating an infrastructure package with Mitch McConnell. Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer were also there, but their roles were switched, Schumer was Speaker and Pelosi was Senate Majority Leader.
McConnell was not giving in and I argued we needed to stimulate the economy. The main stumbling block was pork: Nancy, Chuck and I wanted to fund a highway for some congressional district in Louisiana.
In the end we gave up and we asked to see Mitch’s alternative, but he told us he forgot to bring his plans, so we proceeded to have a vote (which included only the four of us) and the infrastructure package passed 3-1.
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