People tend to gloss over the fact that Trump announced his 2020 campaign in freakin' FEBRUARY 2017, and almost immediately started holding rallies again. He loves campaigning. He'll run in 2024. He'll run in 2028. He'll run in 2032. He'll always run. He'll never stop running.
"Every 4 year, the Orange Skinned Ghost makes speeches and commanding gestures, often using various gravestones or other objects as podiums. He will even respond to nonexistent cheering or heckling, indicating he is speaking to an invisible crowd. On what is usually the first Tuesday of November however, his demeanor changes. He becomes angry and despondent, making crude motions and frantically switching between demanding votes be counted or not counted. His final action before Wednesday sunrise is always to curl up in a fetal position and cry tears of ectoplasm before vanishing to repeat the cycle again.
The last time I have witnessed this happen was on November 7th 2428. It is said that he never rises on the first Tuesday if it is the first day of November, and it is believed this may be related to some law in the former nation of the United States, which existed from 1776 to 2094."
This is a great HCP-style narrative. Love it.
You think we have another 74 years left in us?
Poll
