Under the law passed by the Southern Legislature:
Twenty-one year old shares a pot brownie with twenty year old friend and is, according to the legislature's bill, forced to pay $10,000 and serve a sentence of no less than six months in prison. That pretty much falls under my definition of "ludicrous."
Regarding your second point, I guess I was just joking about my intentions. Or something. 
i would like to recommend to the esteemed fascist that he butt out
