...and everybody knows burgers should have ketchup AND mustard on them (any kind of mustard). Pickles and onions are good too. Mayo is only for Commies though.
You are an insensitive bigot.
And pickles are best left off of the burger -- preferably as an appateaser and in full cucumber form. And raw onions are too overpowering for a burger. If you want onions, I suggest you chop them up and mix them into the chuck. I also recommend making stuffed burgers with chopped-up bacon and sweet munchee cheese.
A proper burger has mustard mixed with ranch dressing. This Is America.
You've picqued my interest. I'll need to try this ASAP.
Epic fail states. Epic fail.
No, YOU fail. Do you hear me? YOU FAIL!!
