Can atheists actually have morals?

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As an atheist, I can confirm that I do occasionally have morals.  They usually stay in the homes of my religious neighbors, and I'd much prefer that they stay there.  But, when my neighbors go on vacation, their morals now and then smell good food in my house, and somehow they sneak in, work their way into my cupboards and fridge and get it in their heads that they can take up permanent residence without me catching them.  But I soon go down to the neighborhood Atheist Depot to buy some good traps, borrow a cat from an atheist friend, and in no time at all, my castle is restored to its natural state of complete villainy.