Should Obama have an affair to boost his poll numbers?

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To hell with poll numbers.  Why not just do it for its own sake?

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If he does, it better be with another black. Or else he's fixing to be lynched.

In that case, it should be with a hispanic woman, or even the housekeeper.  He needs to keep the Latino vote, and Arnold's popularity is still high. 

He could even admit again to smoking crack cocaine, and it would increase his popularity like Mayor Barry.

A good example of why malice and humor don't mix.