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Peter
Junior Chimp
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Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« on: April 26, 2004, 05:02:13 PM »
In the name of all that is holy (and JFK) I do declare war on this Republic of the Atlas Forum.

As JFKs Army Chief of Staff I do announce that we have taken the Capital and several other key govt strongholds. We are imposing a state of martial law - may all hell descend upon the streets and anybody who uses the words "Supreme Court."

I am also delighted to announce that I will personally execute Shapeshifter at high noon tomorrow (GMT - we Brits are fed up with converting to bloody EST) because everybody finds him so annoying. Please stay tuned for further announcements of curtailments of your liberty.
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Peter
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2004, 05:16:02 PM »
The President has been placed under house arrest - unless he complies with Lord our God JFK, then I will administer justice to him.

The Senate is hereby suspended, Emsworth has been reinstated as he appears to be subservient and will do what I tell him.
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Peter
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2004, 05:31:51 PM »
Go away Shapesh**ter or face immediate death
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Peter
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2004, 05:34:14 PM »
Jesus - join us and I will make you Supreme Dispenser of Thrashings and Beatings.

Texasgurl - I sentence you to death with Shapesh**ter tomorrow at high noon
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Peter
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2004, 05:42:39 PM »
Jokes are hereby suspended until further notice
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Peter
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2004, 05:52:48 PM »
Quote from: ShapeShifter on April 26, 2004, 05:50:07 PM

peter is messing up the fantasy board with his stupidity.

I am simply imposing the will of our Supreme Dictator, JFK.
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Peter
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,030


Political Matrix
E: -0.77, S: -7.48
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2004, 05:57:12 PM »
The Executions will happen in the following order:

Shapesh**ter
Texasgurl (unless she agrees to be Queen)
Harry
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