GA-SEN 2022 Megathread: Werewolves and Vampires

[If my soul was made of stone]

Imagining a Loeffler, Perdue primary is hilarious.

“No I lost better!”

A deeply sadistic part of me is hoping that Collins joins the bloodbath instead of challenging Kemp so we can watch a glorious three-way race to the pits of proto-fascist hell to make sure that, even moreso than Loeffler was in 2020, whoever makes it out alive is as misaligned as possible with the general electorate and one of my current favorite senators slides through to a first full term by upwards of three points.

[If my soul was made of stone]

Imagining a Loeffler, Perdue primary is hilarious.

“No I lost better!”

A deeply sadistic part of me is hoping that Collins joins the bloodbath instead of challenging Kemp so we can watch a glorious three-way race to the pits of proto-fascist hell to make sure that, even moreso than Loeffler was in 2020, whoever makes it out alive is as misaligned as possible with the general electorate and one of my current favorite senators slides through to a first full term by upwards of three points.

Welp, I guess this isn't happening, but we can still hope for a 2020 primary redux, right?

[If my soul was made of stone]

Quite the paragraph

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

[If my soul was made of stone]

One problem that Republicans have is that nobody under age 50 actually remembers the fabulous games he played as a running back with Georgia. It's not like it's Todd Gurley on the ballot.

If Bronz had never been banned, we'd all be at brunch with Senator Joe Flacco right now instead of this burnout delirium.