Nate Silver vs. Joseph Smith vs. L. Ron Hubbard vs. Mohammed

[izixs]

I'm surprised no one's made a map for this one yet.

Red = Silver/Quinn (D) - 365
Blue = Smith/Harris (R) - 28
Green = Hubbard/Cruise (I, or maybe S for Scientology?) - 58
Yellow = Mohammed/Bakr (I) - 38

And yes I'm stretching reality a bit so that everyone can have at least a couple states somehow. 'Michigan = Large Islamic community actively campaigning for their guy + Romney working hard for his guy reducing Silver's votes
Penn. = Similar vote splitting somehow... actually no clue
California = Scientology is big there right? Add in enough alternative culture to split the rest and there you go.
Alaska = Maybe Palin converts to Scientology in order to prevent either Silver of Smith or Mohmmaed winning there

Its also a coincidence that 365 is also how many EVs Obama got. Didn't notice until I had almost posted this thing.

I do enjoy these crazy hypotheticals.

[izixs]

Dude Scientology is not big in California. Do you realize what a minuscule portion of the California electorate hollywood stars/ other crazies who believe in scientology are? And as for Mohammed, there is no way he wins any state. Again do you realize what a minuscule portion of the electorate muslims are in both MI and PA.

Actually I'm quite aware of the facts you gave. I just did my best to bend reality to make a humorous map of some sort. Wasn't meant to of been realistic in the least. I'll have to remember to do that [snark][/snark] tag thing in the future though.