Betsy Markey/Philip Chamberlain (D) - 219 EV - 37%
David Vitter/David Drier (R) - 156 EV -33%
James Law/Lisa Ryhes (I) - 160 EV - 27%
-late night insanity below this point-
The house selects Markey. Law runs again in 2024 on a platform of doing away with the electoral college and building a hyper space gateway. Drier runs for the GOP nomination in 2024 but looses to Billy Cavalier, the young governor of Kentucky and owner of the Chicago Mets. Markey is taken hostage by Sweedish and Finnish terrorists whom want the US out of Svalbard and dies before rescue is had. Chamberlain looses the 2024 dem nomination to Senator Marlyn Manson.
Manson wins in a landslide after selecting Jesus of Topeka as his running mate.
-ok I think I'm done being strange-