The correct answer is that NONE of these quotes were said by either candidate!
I is the first verse from Kylie Minogue's excellent single, I Should Be So Lucky - kudos to BlueSwan. (You call Stock, Aitken and Waterman autotune merchants. I call them revolutionaries.)
Well, technically autotune didn't even exist back then. But yeah, they were pop geniuses. Unfortunately, Mike Stock (the main songwriter) has become a raving right wing conspiracy lunatic. I had to unfollow him due to all the Qanon adjacent nonsense like chemtrails, covid-vaccines killing people, stolen election BS and of course general Trump-worshipping (which is always extra strange when coming from non-Americans).