The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[dazzleman]

For some reason I found this line funny:

with all due respect, you're a nutcase

Thanks Al.  I finally got a nomination here.

[dazzleman]

Found a nice Scottish boy, Jake?

Spit the cock out if you want to be understood.

[dazzleman]

Red,

How does Opebo's jockstrap smell?

[dazzleman]

StatesRights agreeing with an obviously sarcastic post, lol!

Hell no.  The sand ns, along with the kikes and catholics can't be trusted.  At least not with the vote.  Also, never vote for a man who isn't a wasp.  And of course females can't be trusted either.  I prefer white protestant New Englanders.  Especially those who buy ranches and baseball teams out west. They're loyal and trustworthy.  Can't trust a raghead.  Unless he's a Republican, of course.

^^^

I bet if you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it, wouldn't you?

That's not something you need to worry about...

[dazzleman]

Several funny comments in this post....

I'll use her words: "We're too different" and keep it at that.

ouch.  live and learn, milky.

ive always heard (and observed) that when a woman breaks up with a man it means either:  she is riding another horse, or there is another horse in the stable.

Been reading too much about Catherine the Great lately, it seems. 

Also, like Lewis, I think there may be some factors.  For example, if you're still doing her, she may expect to still be able to come over.  By the way, I kept learning the hard way that doing somebody after you formally break up is usually a bad idea.  Also, it may be that one of your friends is now doing her and doesn't want to mention it.  If that's the case, then you're off the hook.  Be glad.  On the other hand if she's a really sexy and hot, but wicked and warped bitch, and just likes to come over all the time to ensure she's still the subject of your masturbatory fantasies, then you're probably justified in calling her on it and demanding that your roomies stop inviting her by.  Or you can take the low road find some really hot brickhouse mama to hang out with you and pretend to be your squeeze and try to make her jealous.  After 3.5 billion years of biological endeavor, it seems that males still are under the misimpression that this works.  I don't think it does.  But at least getting tight with another really hot chick might mean you end up in the sack with said really hot chick.  An incidental fringe benefit of shallowness. 

Mostly, I'd say New Jersey boy is right:  get over yourself.  And hey, just know it could be worse.  At least you aren't in prison and didn't just break up with your extremely large and dangerous cellmate who still wants carnals even though he doesn't love you any more.  That would really suck wouldn't it.  See, you're feeling better already.

[dazzleman]

I just came across this and it struck me as hilarious.  I've deleted the names.

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