Secondly, the Latino Republican fantasy: I know you have a tumescence for these swarthy faux-latinos in the GOP, but seriously man, everyone sees through the token.
Except Republicans do have some Hispanic supporters. With over 30% overall, and the support of Cuban-Americans, you are going to end up with some Hispanic candidates. Its only natural. It's just not the majority.
I've outlined how the GOP can better attract Hispanics in another thread the other day, but no one bothered to pay all that much attention.