JCP, JCP, JCP, JCP. You're being very careful to beg for Populares support without actually saying so.
This would be credible, except, ya know, some Populares voted for Bacon King. But you and I both know that some of us don't need any more bacon than we've already had, right? 
Too? MUCH? BACON?!?
Listen Mainer, I don't know how they do things in New England where apparently even conservatives are fond of tofu, but I'm from the Midwest where talk like that was a hanging offense not long ago!
Besides, being from Maine you must know how good lobster wrapped in bacon is, right? Think bacon-wrapped scallops, only better. Mmmmmmmm 
I don't like any pork product, and I don't live in New England. Not even in small amounts.
