Free Simfan! Elbowed's communist coup must be stopped!
I don't know where you got the idea that our platform is communist, cynyc, but I can assure you that my modest proposals are only a beginner's attempt to start to remedy the wounds inflicted by the oligarchy upon our fair People. Far be it from a coup as the Council, once elected, will have the power to amend or repeal any of my laws should they see fit. I would obviously recommend against it!
You called your policies "Cultural Marxism" yourself. Karl Marx was a communist. How it is a stretch to think that your platform isn't communist? Stealing wages from workers because they may what you deem to be too much is inherently communist.