Update

[Associate Justice PiT]

     So I was walking down the street in Brooklyn when I got a call from my peeps that some dude from OC had made off with my lady. I tracked him down, but they told me about his gun collection. I said, "fools, dey don't call me Revolver for nuttin!"

     I busted the door down & he was playing SSBM. I challenged him to a match, me as Bowser, him as Fox. He got the upper-hand, but I used a shffl'd dair to put him on ice.

     I was about to get her back, but he siad she had scattered to another neighborhood. I was like "you're in trouble, fool", so I learned the tricks, & I breakdanced the streets, & I soon came to rule this town, but not much luck on actually getting her back.