Top Ten Names

[Associate Justice PiT]

Awful. What is with all these prim, effeminate names people keep giving their boys? To be unique like all the other Orah book watchers? Very few people can pull off a "Tobias" or "Florian," even with the inevitable dopey nickname. Stick with something that won't get your kid punched in the face, please.

     I am partial to Tobias, though that may be because I had a cat by that name. I would never consider giving it to a person.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Awful. What is with all these prim, effeminate names people keep giving their boys? To be unique like all the other Orah book watchers? Very few people can pull off a "Tobias" or "Florian," even with the inevitable dopey nickname. Stick with something that won't get your kid punched in the face, please.

     I am partial to Tobias, though that may be because I had a cat by that name. I would never consider giving it to a person.

I am of course being somewhat tongue in cheek, as if where the list was from wasn't an indicator (truthfully I don't care if you name your kid "Augustine" or "Apple" or whatever). It is definitely overdone and sort of annoying though, tbh.

     Oh, I agree. Though this list really does make me want to lay down the right to name any boys as a ground-rule for marriage.