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[Demrepdan]

Let me try one of these......

Zogby Poll Illinois

State Overall
Supersoulty (R) 48%
Nym90 (D) 46%
Undecided/ Other 6%

Chicago Metropolitan Area
Nym90 (D) 62%
Supersoulty (R) 31%
Undecided/Other 7%

Northern Illinois
Nym90 (D) 53%
Supersoulty (R) 44%
Undecided/ Other 3%

Western Illinois
Supersoulty (R) 48%
Nym90 (D) 37%
Undecided/ Other 15%

Eastern Illinois
Supersoulty (R) 59%
Nym90 (D) 35%
Undecided/ Other 6%

Southern Illinois
Supersoulty (R) 63%
Nym90 (D) 32%
Undecided/ Other 5%

Central Illinois
Supersoulty (R) 66% (Because that's where I live)
Nym90 (D)  24%
Undecided/ Other 10%

Margin of Error: +5% -5%

[Demrepdan]

These polls are becoming more and more out of touch with reality by the minute.

Yeah they are. At least MY poll was reasonable...showing Supersoulty with a 2 point lead over Nym90. Now you see polls that say...

California
Supersoulty 98%
Nym90 1%
Other 1%

West Virginia
Nym90 95%
Supersoulty 2%
Other 3%

[Demrepdan]

Yes, one guy changes things.  Yes, PD's attitude rubs off on everybody else.  Yes, he has calmed down a bit, but is still out of control.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PD'S ATTITUDE RUBS OFF ON EVERYBODY ELSE??!! HUH??!!?!?   YOU!!!  YOU!!!!    YOU..AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!!!

[Demrepdan]

Interesting.  You would think that my opponents would spend time campaigning against Demrepdan and Myself instead of Bush.  Just an observation after reading the AFDNC thread.

Yes indeed. You must remember, Democrats, that you are not running against an incumbent President Bush. You are running for an open seat in the White House. Your attacking Bush is entirely irrelevant to anything here at the Fantasy Elections. Lets try to focus on the issues at hand shall we? That is...if you Democrats can even do that.....

[Demrepdan]

Interesting.  You would think that my opponents would spend time campaigning against Demrepdan and Myself instead of Bush.  Just an observation after reading the AFDNC thread.

Even stranger still, they have spent more time hammering on one of there own people (Gustaf) then they have me.

That's what Democrats do....they're even doing it now in the real primaries. It's sad really....

[Demrepdan]

Yes, one guy changes things.  Yes, PD's attitude rubs off on everybody else.  Yes, he has calmed down a bit, but is still out of control.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PD'S ATTITUDE RUBS OFF ON EVERYBODY ELSE??!! HUH??!!?!?   YOU!!!  YOU!!!!    YOU..AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!!!

Good impression...do a John impression now.

Ok....*clears throat...here it goes..

which democrat do you think will win? carlke...limberman....ewalt...kurry or dean? I think it will be dean...dean pretty much has it all wrapped up

who do you think will win.......Dean? Dean? or Dean??

who do you think will win the general election?

Bush? Bush? or Bush???

i hope it will be bush because i'm a republican..and bush is a good man...

I know that wasn't very good...sorry to disappoint you. If you want to hear anymore impersonations just let me know.

[Demrepdan]

Lemme try John:

I think the democart chose dean
he wil win

but bush will win the elecion over dean 56-31%

Ewards limberman are good but will loss

god is not a democarte he is a repblican

That was a very good impression...much better than mine....I tried to misspell the words...but couldn't do it very good.

[Demrepdan]

It wasn't as good as the PD impression, but reasonable. Could you do mr_president?

Ok..I'll TRY to do mr_president......here it goes......*clears throat*

Dean is the best person to be President ever! I really like Dean?! Don't you? Deany Dean Deany Dean!  Dean for President!!!

I AM NOT JOHN....DON'T CALL ME A TROLL!!

[Demrepdan]

Yes, one guy changes things.  Yes, PD's attitude rubs off on everybody else.  Yes, he has calmed down a bit, but is still out of control.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PD'S ATTITUDE RUBS OFF ON EVERYBODY ELSE??!! HUH??!!?!?   YOU!!!  YOU!!!!    YOU..AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!!!

Ha ha. Very funny.

I was just joking, PD. I was simply trying to point out the ABSURDITY in his statement...through use of sarcasm...since he said that "you rub off on everybody else".

[Demrepdan]

As a governor, I have EXECUTIVE expirience.  Nym, being in the Senate, does not.  

I'd be careful about how you say that.....you don't want to start sounding like Howard Dean.

[Demrepdan]

This just in from DBC News....with 82.5% of the precinct reporting......Nym is ahead with 52% of the vote....
There are but 10 hours left for people to vote ladies and gentlemen...this is ZERO hour...and DBC News will stay with you until the last vote is counted!