Did you know... that John Kerry was mentioned by President Richard Nixon on one of his taped recorded phone conservations when he was in office talking about the Vietnam War?
What's your reaction on this?
Yeah, Nixon said that he didn't want Kerry turning into another Ralph Nader. Those tapes are hilarious. 
Those tapes should be on sale to the public. I can see the commercial now.
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