Most annoying "normie" political takes ?

[GeneralMacArthur]

Democrats would be right-wing in Europe

Even if you restrict "Europe" to just Western Europe and Scandinavia, this still isn't even close to being remotely true.

But of course the people who say this forget that Eastern Europe, the Balkan states, the Iberian peninsula, and even Central European states like Hungary exist.

[GeneralMacArthur]

There should be a "socially liberal and fiscally conservative" third party.

a.k.a. I basically want the Democratic Party, but
A) when I say "fiscally conservative" I mean it's "good on the economy" in that it will dramatically cut taxes and pay down the national debt, while also maintaining 5% YOY GDP growth and giving me all the social services and goodies I want for free
B) when I say "socially liberal" I mean it uses rhetoric that exclusively appeals to my personal sensibilities, at the expense of all the demographics I don't care about
C) I want it to be something cool and edgy and fun to vote for and support, not like the Democratic Party, which is lame and cringey and what my parents support.