Weird dreams you've had involving politicians

[Brother Jonathan]

I had a series of dreams I kept a record of in which I was a State Department official in the waning days of the Bush 43 Administration. In one of them, for some reason, I was transferred to work in Vice President Cheney's office and he was frustrated because staff weren't using their lunch discount cards and it was creating accounting problems. For some reason this was conveyed to me and another staffer during a meeting with House Republican Leadership.

[Brother Jonathan]

I went with a professor to hear Pierre Trudeau speak in my elementary school library, but it degenerated into me yelling at my High School math teacher for insulting the integrity of someone in my family. I then introduced myself to Trudeau and we had a chat about the future of Canadian federalism.