Do I seem like a hipster?

[Platypus]

You can't be a hipster until at least your second year of uni, duh.

[Platypus]

You're not a hipster just because you use Instagram. Way more factors are involved, including:

• Physical location (Echo Oark, Williamsburg, etc.)
• Percentage of activities done ironically
• Fondness for alcohol, especially Pabst Blue Ribbon or intricate, long-forgotten cocktails
• Amount of weed smoked, coke snorted, and MDMA popped
• Outer appearance (either vintage stores or Nordstrom-level or better attire)

This is why Americans can never be proper hipster.

It's all about recycled clothing, popular non-popular music, and fair trade organic coffee.

[Platypus]

In Australia at least, most hipsters are heaps poor.

Absolutely! Even though their parents are rich, of course.