Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

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It's been a while since I've posted in here, Jeff, and I didn't respond to your weak defense of yourself from a week ago ... but it's clear you've backslid once again.

 - You started a "diet," only to have continuous cheat days when the fancy strikes you
 - You committed to drinking water daily (novel concept!) and then haven't followed through
 - You committed to walking a measly 20 minutes daily and haven't been able to keep it up
 - You've turned your back on logical job searching in favor of call centers / help desks
 - Your "beliefs" that judge and label others are abhorrent (you've labeled another human being as the anti-Christ, for God's sake!)

Jeff, since you're absolutely insistent on living life as a caricature, here's what I'm going to do:

Have you ever heard of "The Opie and Anthony Show?" Well, it's not Opie and Anthony anymore ... it's Opie and Jim Norton. It's a nationally-syndicated radio show where folks like you -- folks who refuse to make progress, take the simplest of advice, and generally run their own existences into the ground (and pretend everything's rosy) -- can get some air time.

They've made "stars" of Diana Orbani ("Lady Di"), Bobo, Big A and others.

I'm VERY tempted to submit the entire Update saga to Opie and Jim and have you become a new character on their show! The characters only work if their stories are hopeless, cyclical and they never help themselves succeed.

Think of it ... Update may have a national platform! Now, of course, you'd find out what REAL mocking is like ... Opie and Jim are absolutely ruthless in how they brutalize and make fun of their "guests." But you may finally have the spotlight that Update truly deserves! Let's share the frustration with millions nationwide! :-)

I'd say he would work a lot better as one of Stern's Wack Pack.  Howard has even hired a bunch of them to work on the show! 

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Bushie, let me make this clear.

You make pathetic choices.  You are given plenty of advice, yet you ignore all of it.

You come from a very privileged upbringing.  You have loving parents, a college degree, a car, and plenty of financial support.  You get plenty of advice from us for how to improve yourself, yet it is all for nought.

Everything you do is a fiasco.  You use religion as a shield to cover up your own pathetic life choices.


God would not be happy with the fact that you lie, defraud your parents, and live a life of sin (gluttony).  The Bible says that NO CHRISTIAN WILL LIVE IN SIN (1 John 3:9).

Bushie, by your own religious book, you WILL GO TO HELL IF YOU DIED TODAY. 

Your eating habits are GLUTTONOUS (not to mention all the other frauds you've commited.  I'm not judging you.  YOUR RELIGIOUS TEXT IS.  Gluttony's a sin, plain as day (probably moreso than homosexuality).  And you continually partake in that sin with no repentance or contrition.  Not to mention your pattern of lying and extortion (mooching off of your parents), and the Bible says that liars will have no place in the Kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9)

I am not an Evangelical Bushie, but using its interpretation of the Bible it is pretty clear you are not saved.

EDIT:  This may seem harsh, but I really think you need a major wake-up call.  I detest Evangelical theology, but since Bushie subscribes to it, he needs a dose of his own medicine.

That doesn't scare me.

It's not about scaring you, Bushie.  I'm trying to point out your hypocrisy in claiming you are saved by your religion when your own text says you are not.

The point is this:  you believe the Bible so much that you would reject basic science (such as the Big Bang Theory and evolution) because the Bible says so.

The Bible also says that no true Christian can live a life of continual sin.  Check out the Bible verses I sent you.  A Christian that is living in sin surely is not saved based on your religious text. 

Explain YOUR interpretations of the verses I cited if they don't mean what they clearly say.

Cue Bushie post #975,337 involving the phrases "washed clean in the blood of Christ" and "pure in His eyes".

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Bushie, what do imagine Satan looks like?  And please use an image to illustrate.

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It must be so wonderful to live a life free of existential dread, like Bushie does. If only my parents had brainwashed me from an early age.

It really must be incredible.  At the young age of 14 I was already grappling with my mortality and the strange nature of reality itself.  I don't have regrets, but being a teenager would've been so much easier with all this certainty.  

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Is there anything finer than having a flashback memory of great old Bushie post and then finding it and reading it and having a good ol' chuckle again?

Like his plan to take his new girlfriend on a date to go see the G-rated kids film Fly Me to the Moon. Sexy.

My girlfriend and I are going on a double date this Friday to see Fly Me to the Moon.  Its just a simple animated G-rated movie (something my generation won't even touch), only 95 minutes long, but we're looking forward to it.  Its in Dolby-Digital 3D.

jesus

OMG you Okie Christians are SO GOD DAMN LAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!  You are so lame that it actually abecomes inappropriate.  You are so lame it gives me a headache.  How do you live like this?  How do four adults go to a theater and watch a movie made for toddlers?  Did they say "poop" in Toy Story and hurt your little angelic feelings?

I feel like I have to drive out there and dose all you people with Molly for ***** sake!  Grow up!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373051/parentalguide

Oh my!  PG?!  Did your wholesome little troupe of Okies make it through without fainting?  Just look at this un-Christ-like vulgarity!

"A woman wears low-cut tops that reveal cleavage in a couple of scenes."

"A cave opening collapses after an explosion, trapping people inside (no one is hurt)."

"Mild name-calling."

"Large scary fish jump out of the water, attempting to eat people who use sticks to strike the fish (one fish tries to bite a woman's buttocks)."

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I can't think of anyone more likely to be catfished than Our Dear Friend.  Ugh.

"Guys, I met the most beautiful Christian girl online! We're going to get married. I sent her an engagement ring through the mail!"

I would kill to see Bushie on that MTV show.

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Bushieanity, friends.

Use Mom's credit card on softcore porn?  A-OK!

Anything beyond a peck on the lips to the girlfriend?  Eternal damnation!

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Bushie, you never answered if you actually believe that my relationship with Jesus (which is non-existant) is the most important thing in my life.

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Do you think Costantini has contacted Allison? 

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Good Thursday Morning!  I am awake and ready for my interview at 1300.  When I woke up, I also got a phone call for a CAD interview in Oklahoma City tomorrow at 1100.  So, I'm thinking about going down to Mom and Dad's this evening while it's still dry so I can be closer to the interview location tomorrow morning.  I'll just stay with them through the duration of the snow storm that's coming in and come back up early next week when the roads clear up.

Will mom be making enchilada casserole? 

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Let see.  Supermarkets don't close down for the weekend, so I'm going to assume ODF would be working 45 hrs a week if hired by this place.  Let's be conservative and say that he'll make $8.50/hr for his toils.  Oklahoma is a blighted hellhole that gets a ton of support from federal taxes, so we can safely assume that $7/hr would be a reasonable take home pay.  $315/week and $1260/month as opposed to jack [Inks].  This would certainly be a load off of Pa Bushie's wallet.  Hell, we know Pa is going to help with the student loans and CAD(D) debt, but that $1260 might be able to take care of the rent, the Platinum Ultra cable package, utilities, and even food if Bushie would cook at home instead of running out to Braum's for ten cheat meals a week. 

No Bushie, you aren't going to be able to put on your shirt and tie and live out your Leave It To Beaver fantasy as a CAD(D) man, but money is money and being college educated they might even give you some type of managerial role before long where you actually COULD throw a shirt and tie on if you wanted. 

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Oh, wow that's awesome and incredibly fast! And the pay is solid. Good going!

Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat (literally this time)

Hooray! 

Now, will Bushie be able to restrain himself being surrounded by all that beef? 

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Bushie, what will you do if the stock boys are a bunch of pot-smoking high school kids?

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Thanks, guys.  I am excited about this legit opportunity.  Mom and Dad approve so thats more icing on the cake.

Why do Mom and Dad need to approve?  And again, what will you do if the stock boys are a bunch of pot-smoking rascals?

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Thanks, guys.  I am excited about this legit opportunity.  Mom and Dad approve so thats more icing on the cake.

Why do Mom and Dad need to approve?  And again, what will you do if the stock boys are a bunch of pot-smoking rascals?

They don't need to approve, but their approval makes me feel better in the decision

I will ignore them as best I can.

1.  Ok

2. It's most likely that you will have interact with them.  They will probably be high at the time considering they are working at a supermarket.  You can ignore most of the time but not always.

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One of my roommates sophomore year worked at the meat department in a grocery store and was always high when he went to work (though he got fired eventually for being too blazed one time where he giggled nonstop at work). It was actually a good deal because he would always sneak a bunch of chicken tenders and stuff out of the deli every night and brought it from for us.

What a FF.  

I would personally be very worried to come into work high if I worked with Bushie.  I don't know for sure but I'd imagine he's the biggest tattletale on the planet, at least when it comes to "drugs" (marijuana). 

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I just talked to Dad and he brought up an interesting idea that I wanted to bring by the forum.

He recommends after I entertain the interview tomorrow to suspend the job search entirely and take it easy and focus exclusively on the grocery store because of the job security.  He knows I need to have some stability in my resume, so he recommends me just focus exclusively on the store starting this Saturday morning.  He said why risk a permanent job for a job that may be only temporary?  Sure, the pay is not great, but it is a stable job and a chance to move up the ladder being the first employees to christen a brand new store.  It will be hard work and I will be on my feet the entire shift, but that might help me lose weight.  Hard work will be good for me.  He said also it might help my headaches since I won't be glaring at a computer screen all day long.

He is very excited about this job.

What do you all think?

Do exactly this.  You get too worked up about other things when your mind can just be focused on what's in front of you.  Just take the job at the supermarket and if you absolutely MUST interview for something else make sure it's CAD(D)-related. 

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Jeff, congrats and try to use this next four weeks wisely.  You can really get moving on some exercise and come in feeling healthy.

Thanks, Patrick.  I am going to do everything I can in the next three weeks to get myself ready.  Now that I will not have the pressures and anxiety associated with looking for a job, I can truly focus on this job.  In essence my job has already started as once I get back to Tulsa especially on Monday, I will be able to do everything I can to get ready in all phases mentally, physically, spiritually, and professionally.  I look forward to the challenge and the opportunity.

Bushie has to spiritually prepare for his meat gig.  This tickles my funny bone.

All the best, Bushie.  Good luck.

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And thus Atlas adds to it's already internet-legendary gay-ratio as even our biggest Jesus freak is handling meat these days.  RIP Straightlus : (

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I just talked to Dad and he brought up an interesting idea that I wanted to bring by the forum.

He recommends after I entertain the interview tomorrow to suspend the job search entirely and take it easy and focus exclusively on the grocery store because of the job security.  He knows I need to have some stability in my resume, so he recommends me just focus exclusively on the store starting this Saturday morning.  He said why risk a permanent job for a job that may be only temporary?  Sure, the pay is not great, but it is a stable job and a chance to move up the ladder being the first employees to christen a brand new store.  It will be hard work and I will be on my feet the entire shift, but that might help me lose weight.  Hard work will be good for me.  He said also it might help my headaches since I won't be glaring at a computer screen all day long.

He is very excited about this job.

What do you all think?

Of course he is.  The man's retirement account is skinnier by the day.

lol

What an appropriate response.

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Two miles in a day is literally just normality. 

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Haven't been around much the last couple days so just saw this now.  First off,  Congrats Bushie.  Looks like you actually landed a real job.  This is legit and looks like something you can handle.  I also won't worry much about walking 2 miles in an 8 hour day.  Your feet might be a bit sore from being on your feet, but it isn't like you are walking those miles non-stop over an 8 hour period its basically nothing.

Thanks for the encouragement and putting the two miles into perspective.  Straight walking, 2 miles would take me 40 minutes.  If I were continually walking over an 8 hour shift, I would be putting in 24 miles a day.  I wasn't worried about it to begin with, but putting it in perspective helps even more.

How long do you expect your midday crap to take?  That might knock off 3 miles. 

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It's starting to sink in that I am actually employed.  I actually have a job and not just a job, a potential career.  It feels good too!

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Yeah. Bushie generally most questions  people ask about cuts of meat is best way to prepare it. "Veal chops are on sale? How do I cook those?"

At the very least watch some cooking shows if not making things yourself.

Does said cooking show air at the same time as West Central Appalachian State School Of Dentistry vs. Northeastern Delaware Institute Of Technology Div. IV college basketball on ESPN5 (Channel G64)?