Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

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Bushie hasn't given us an Update since Saturday. Any news from the facialbook? RIP Bushie?

He's still updating quite often on the facialbooks.  He's fine. 

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Bushie is asking for prayer as he is desling with a headache and backache at work.  I don't pray, but I was thinking about sending some good juju.  Does anyone know if juju is legal in OK?

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Uh oh.  Dukey was right.  "Might not stay a full day"... Per Facialbook.  RIP : (

Bushie, just come back to Update before it all falls apart!

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Of course he wants to get fired. The guy is worth at least $20/hr. How dare they expect him to give 100% when he's so beneath this job.

Or he just realizes this CADD stuff isn't going to get him to his 50s sitcom life.  But since Dad came up with CAD(D) there will be no upfront resistance had. 

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Bushie couldn't even remain committed to this update, which costs him nothing and actually pays him in virtual human interaction. Should the atlas become an unreasonably paid service in order to whoo him back?

He'll come back to it once he chills out after his latest hissy fit about the constructive criticism we give him. 

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What are we going to do about Bushie looking at everything like a 5-year old would? 

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ODF did not make it in to work today per Facial.

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he doesnt like cadd.

No way.  Not at all.  It's not what he has in mind.   I doubt he even puts on a suit and grabs a briefcase.  Not that he would ever need to, but I'm sure he tried. 

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Eek, he missed another day already. I'm afraid he'll escorted out of the building in the near future.

Add "dizzy spells" to tummyaches, headaches, and backaches as the list of minor ailments that will render him disabled for the day. 

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Per this from Google's Xmas Village:

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Clearly Bushie should be considering the Philippines instead of Kenya.

Isn't it funny that the biggest Christians are always the ones that have had it thrust upon them in all manners by the white man?

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Oh God. I figured Braum's was like an Arby's. Instead, it's much, much worse. I guess the silver lining is that they didn't try to pass it off offensively by calling it "Alfredo's" or "Mama DiRosa's" or something.

But have your heard of their milk pasteurization techniques?

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'Reverend' Bushie, would you/have you tried this sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxnJPqud7c

From the same channel, I'd imagine that Bushie has Grandmama whip him up one of these at the crack of every dawn to take with him for lunch along with a few celery sticks. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9al9hzPG7CM

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Yup.  I wish the Clan Bushie would just become oil barons of the milkshake mindset.  They would cause a lot less harm. 

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What do you mean by "visions"?

Visions/dreams, same thing.

I guess I'm just curious if these visions/dreams exclusively happen while you're asleep, or while you're awake as well.

Whenever God speaks.  Could be while awake, could be while sleeping.

Bushie, you don't see a correlation between constantly thinking about God and then subsequently dreaming about him? 

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Yet just a few seasons ago, he was saying that he would never attend a Pentecostal church because of doctrinal differences. I believe ODF has also stayed that he would not even allow a Mormon to enter his home.

Pentecostals do have fundamental differences I don't like.  Also, Mormons are not Christians.  They are a separate religion.

You can't pick and choose which denominations are Christians. If they view themselves as a Christian denomination, they're Christians, simple as that.

Indeed.  People can call themselves whatever they like.  

I consider myself more of a Christian than Bushie, as a matter of fact, because my my political views are pretty much in line with what Bill Maher says Jesus's are.  

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Oh dear, according to the Facebook feed, he is referring to the orphans again as: "son" and "daughter." It may be damage control time.

I should have my parents send a modest check to Africa so I can too know the joys of parenthood.

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Between the claims of fatherhood and the religious nonsense... Bushie is such a special type of arrogant.  Now, I'm not someone to consider arrogance the worst attribute a person can display, but someone should do a case study. 

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Bushie, do you concur with other posters that have made the claim that without God providing a moral framework, there is nothing stopping you from being a serial rapist/murderer? 

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Pretty clear Bushie is a manic depressive.

I have believed this for sometime.

Whats scary is no one in his social circle finds it odd that he's calling himself these african children's "daddy." Child rapist tones aside, it just sounds odd for a grown man to call himself daddy to sponsor children. Not to mention how confused those kids will turn out if they are told he's their father.

It's depressing how he can not see that.  As a Christian missionary (if that is actually what he is considered in this case) Bushie feels as if he can do no wrong here. 

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You guys make it seem like there is something wrong with a 32 year old obese white man with a thin, uneven mustache being able to love on his young black children from afar (or his handsome 13 year old nephew, for that matter).  If Jesus is okay with it, then so am I!

For my own piece of mind, I assume ODF was trolling with that one.

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i wonder what bushie's parents think of him calling himself 'daddy?'

They probably let him have this little obsession.  It's harmless effectively, and it gets Bushie out of the house/city/state/country for a couple weeks every two years so Ma and Pa can enjoy their Albuquerque roadtrip without Junior napping and farting in the back seat and running up the tab at the Denny's rest stop.   

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i wonder what bushie's parents think of him calling himself 'daddy?'

They probably let him have this little obsession.  It's harmless effectively, and it gets Bushie out of the house/city/state/country for a couple weeks every two years so Ma and Pa can enjoy their Albuquerque roadtrip without Junior napping and farting in the back seat and running up the tab at the Denny's rest stop.   

The cost of a plane ticket to Kenya is far greater than the total price of food that even Bushie can eat at Denny's. It's not about the money. It's about the peace and quiet. I think the Tulsa apartment, expensive though it may be, serves the same purpose.

I can't imagine Bushie is too loud, save for aforementioned farting.

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I finally have more respectable New Year's Eve plans.  24 hours ago, one of my best friends from high school invited me over to her house in Choctaw at 1730 Wednesday to ring in 2015 with her and her family.  We'll probably play some games and watch New Year's Rockin' Eve.  I won't have to spend New Year's Eve alone!!

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I'm not sure many people on this forum would attend with me since there will be no fermented beverages.  They have three kids, the older two are non-verbal autistic, so alcohol in the house would be a bad idea.  The parents want to set a responsible example to them.  Especially since I still have to drive 3 miles home at 0030.  I would love some wine, but I can't/don't want to stay the night there, so I'd better be a good boy and leave the wine alone!

Will there be any hard loving on these autistics?

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Okay, what's wrong with not drinking? Bushie does a lot wrong but abstaining from alcohol is not one of them. Particularly when such, erm, special children are in the house. Or is abstaining from drink morally reprehensible now? If so, that's news to me.

It's not bad, but Bushie is doing this out of a misguided sense of what morality is, IMO.  Bushie could probably use a night of heavy drinking to reflect and get some things off his chest.  The man is more wound up than a rubber band ball.

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Okay, what's wrong with not drinking? Bushie does a lot wrong but abstaining from alcohol is not one of them. Particularly when such, erm, special children are in the house. Or is abstaining from drink morally reprehensible now? If so, that's news to me.

It's not bad, but Bushie is doing this out of a misguided sense of what morality is, IMO.  Bushie could probably use a night of heavy drinking to reflect and get some things off his chest.  The man is more wound up than a rubber band ball.

And what if he was an alcoholic? You guys leave him alone on this one- there's enough he's actually doing wrong.

That would be different.  He's not.  He's not the requisite experience to even see if he does have a predisposition to overdoing it.