Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

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Good morning, guys.  I'm about to leave for work at 0700.  It's not so much that my brother finally got to me, but he's reinforcing what many have said.

You may call God a pervert, but remember He created the people who created the laws.  He can do whatever He wants and no one can deny that.  History shows that Mary was probably a 14 year old girl.  If that happened by anybody else it would be a crime, but everyone agrees that God is above all worldly laws.

Uh... I don't.

He of course means everyone within his ridiculously purified social circle (or perhaps just all of Oklahoma). I have no idea what his Facebook is like, but I imagine it and his entire community is just filled with people who interject "AMEN!" and "HALLELUJAH" and "PRAISE HIM, GLORY" and every other variation you can think of into everything, no matter how (in)appropriate or irrelevant in context, including things where they just try to make selfishness, greed or other sinful behavior seem holy by adding a shoutout to God on the end of it.  I actually saw this come across my FB feed just a few minutes ago at the same time I was reading this, and thought to myself, "this would definitely be one of Bushie's "spiritual" counterparts if they lived in the same neighborhood (well, if she wasn't black; it is Oklahoma, after all):

They aren't being humble or thankful in any way at all.  They are simply gloating to everybody, "Look how wonderful and perfect god has made ME!"  Typical disgusting religious behavior.  

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Bushie's Marian theology is terrible and disturbing.

How can anyone's theology be "disturbing" as long as it's not violent or anything? There is literally nothing wrong with any opinion over whether or not someone who lived 2000 years ago "sinned" or not.

It's disturbing not because it's wrong on the Immaculate Conception, although it is, but because it reduces Mary to a passive vessel with no real role or significance of her own. The Mother of God is not one of the axlotl tanks from Dune.

But what exactly would make that "disturbing"?  I guess you can consider it potentially misogynistic?

Which I find disturbing.

Do you think if your lord and savior was instead shoved up a teenage boy's bum bum and then became an immaculate butt baby that Bushie would view this person, let's call him Mark, with more reverance? 

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The age escalation for His Dear Grandmother reminds me of Santorum's 33 point loss in 2006.

I was thinking more of when McCain lost all 57 states in the 2008 general election.

It also reminds me of how Dukakis was ahead by 25 points on Labor Day in 1988.

And when Bushie was only 456 lbs  : (

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Good morning, folks.  I'm at work.  It was hard getting out of bed this morning.  I went to bed at a good time, but was extra sleepy this morning.  Anyway, I'm here.  Millions of Americans of all ages enjoy watching Rudolph and Frosty when they come on CBS each year, so to consider then childish is very far fetched.  I will say it again, there is nothing wrong with celebrating Christmas half the year like I do.  It's perfectly acceptable.

Fair enough, it's an annual special that's been around for half a century and I know a lot of families that sit around and watch these two movies every Christmas.

Jesus himself would slap you if he saw you.

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what behavior do you consider unacceptable Bushie? Genuinely curious. Other than drugs and murder, of course.

Is Bushie still accepting of the gays, or he is back to believing it's an abomination?

I believe Our Dear Friend has backtracked from his liberalization on the "gay issue".  Sunday-workers, liars, and idol-worshippers still get a pass, though.  It's very difficult to identify those people by just looking at them, you see.  Hate is the most shallow and simple of human emotions, so who to direct it at can not, by definition, be complicated. 

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It appears Our Dear Friend is offline now. Over/Under: 3 hour nap.

Waaaaaaaay over.  He's got a solid 6-7 hrs until Granny wakes him up for dinner.

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What he needs to do is his laundry and help his 97 year old Granny clean the house, so SHE can nap.

His Granny does not need much sleep.  Granny likes how the chores keep her active and busy.  Granny enjoys cooking.  HE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG!

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So it's now time to really start thinking about a title for the next season. Put on your thinking caps people!

Delicious Sleep On Granny's Couch
Santa CAD(D)Y
Mouth High To A Braum's Burger
Daily Advancing For The Kingdom Of God
Two Inches Of Snow?  Oh my!  OH NO!
Mary Ain't Got Nothin On Me!

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Yes napping once a week is false. Even if he went to work all 5 days in a week (which never happens), Saturday and Sunday are two nap days.

Isn't Saturday for NCAA football and Sunday for NFL football?