Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again

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I've made plenty of "accidental" omissions on my resume before and "forgot" some exact dates.  No shame in it.

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It's back!

Such a sh**tty couple of days I was having... and then this Glorious News!

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Will Russ Powers be invited to the wedding?

Russ Powers of Oklahoma will not only be there, but bang every hot girl who attends the wedding.  They'll be in line taking a number to get to him.

Bushie better keep him away from Allison.  We all know that Russ Powers Of Oklahoma has not nor ever will be within 3 feet of a female without wreckin that. 

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How's JJ doing?

She's doing great, my dad and brother just built her a larger dog house that's more insulated from the sweltering heat.  She spends the night in the dog house generally, but during the day usually runs and plays except on the rainiest of days.  That dog is growing rapidly.  She just turned 13 months old on June 1.

Updated picture of the lil' bugga?

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How's JJ doing?

She's doing great, my dad and brother just built her a larger dog house that's more insulated from the sweltering heat.  She spends the night in the dog house generally, but during the day usually runs and plays except on the rainiest of days.  That dog is growing rapidly.  She just turned 13 months old on June 1.

Updated picture of the lil' bugga?

I'll try to get one this weekend when I'm down there visiting.

Try?  Just take a picture with your phone, bro.  Takes 5 seconds. 

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Bushie's been teasing the posting of a picture of Blondie for about six months, but it never materializes.  What are you hiding?  #blondietruther

He posted one of JJ earlier this year, but when I asked if he could post a picture of JJ peeing on a newspaper with mention of The Earthquake it never materialized. 

Perhaps the #BlondieTruthers are correct...  RIP Sweet Canine : (

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Why do we want to evade detection?

Well, I don't really care, but Bushie started deleting things when Mondale posted links on FB to Update.  So maybe as long as the Update thread has a nondescript title, Mondale won't notice it, he won't link to it on FB, and Bushie will happily keep posting in it.

I warned you all, and now look what happened.

Mondale has picked up on it already: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=651192271621711&id=616831601724445

And I'm done helping Jeff... he's wasted too much time of my life... Eraserhead, you have full control over this thread.  There will be no splitting of the thread.  At this point, it's Jeff's stupidity that's been his demise.  He knew better, and he still posts updates, so I don't care.  The man has no self-control whatsoever.

What is mondale's deal?  This goes beyond harmless Atlas fun.

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How was the dinner? Where did you go? What did you eat? Have you told papa and mama Bushie the good news?

1. "Fabulous!"
2. Braum's
3. Cheeseburgers
4. Of course, I'd be surprised if he doesn't propose tonight

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Just a side note: Without me and a few of the other Update regulars, Bushie and Allison would not be a couple right now.

Just thought that was worth noting.

Which is why you should be his best man.

If Eraserhead isn't invited to the wedding, at the very least, then it'll be a slap in the face and a total disgrace.

Oh!  How joyous would it be to have an Atlas party at the Bushie wedding!? 

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Before Bushie consummates this marriage, I think it's best he step outside his comfort zone and read up on it first: http://www.amazon.com/Big-Love-Revised-Relationships-People/dp/158761085X/

"Big Big Love"... "People of size"?  Just call it America: The Sex Guide.

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And if he isn't going to have an open bar, he better at least grab a couple of 30 racks of PBR for us.

Perhaps the newlyweds will indulge in a sip or two.  Or... Awww heck the groom will have a refreshing Zima!!!  It's your wedding night!  Go nuts!

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I am seriously considering sending the Update back into hiatus.  It's starting to get boring, to be honest.

Bushie, are you forgetting that my main man Eraserhead is all powerful in the domain of this thread... As decreed by the fallen one, Inks.

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So, I guess we didn't get a 4th of July proposal?

Doesn't sound like it. I fear Papa Allison put more strings on Bushie's proposal than he wants to tell us.

'Fraid so...  Ugh!!!   An Independence Day proposal under the light of the fireworks, with the aroma of grilled hamburgers and freedom in the air, with the lord looking down from above with a wink 'n' smile as if to say... "Bushie, the day is yours"...

WHY COULDN'T THIS HAPPEN!?!?!? 

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The statistics certainly matchup with our Dear Friend's diet:

Oh dear god Jeffrey!  Don't go to Bahama Breeze!!!

And this Forum isn't helping my Northeastern chauvinism.  We are the creme de la creme of every American statistic it seems like.   

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Are call centers the only low skilled job in the world that involves sitting down?  Surely there must be others.

I don't think you quite understand the plight of the American worker, mate.  

In most jobs, Mr. Boss Man likes to ensure that all his toilers are standing on the feet for the duration of the shift.  Usually the given reason is the asanine, "I'm not paying you to sit down!".  But we all know the real reason is the pain reminds the poor of his/her lowly position in society all the while giving management the pleasure of seeing those below them in pain.  

Obviously a well-rested worker will be more productive and happy when the time comes to actually accomplish a task at the job, but we all know that the aim of well-established capitalism is not to produce but to extend the gap between the haves and have nots.  

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No worries guys, it's just time to start focusing on Christmas.  I wouldn't want Our Dear Friend to miss any minute details while he is trying to focus because he needs to Update us. 

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Bushie, would you swear to go on a diet if Atlas dropped the CADD investigation and never again mocked your faith?  Seriously, because I am worried for your health, bro.  

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Did you tell Allison's dad that you have a job now?

I believe he has... which is why I was so hopeful for the Independence Day proposal. 

Bushie, will the Atlasians who have been encouraging/polite to you (aka not that scoundrel Inks) get invites to the wedding?  I've not been to OK and would love a weekend trip out to the Sooner State to celebrate such a wonderful occasion. 

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Does anyone know if travelers diarrhea is contagious?  My aunt came down with it coming back from Spain last week and just got over it.  I was around her all day Saturday and for an hour today.  Now,  I've been gagging all day at nearly every scent.  I'm not in pain at this time and I haven't thrown up yet, but I've been close.

Unlikely. A more-likely reason for your sensitive gag reflex is your aunt regaling you with stories of her traveler's diarrhea.

add to my gagging minor cramping and bowel movements

What did you eat in the past 48 hours?

Bushie was on the road today.  Do you have to ask that question?  Probably that lovely 4 cheese Braum's burger that you love so much. 

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Bushie you are just all over the place with this.  Just last night you said that this job is too important to let a stomach bug affect it, and today "so be it" if you are fired?  Are you bipolar or something?  That is so far from normal. 

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Holy crap guys, Bushie might have found a job run by people as averse to working as he is! Bushie, hold on to this baby tight and DO NOT LET GO.

I know.  THE LUCK HE HAS SOMETIMES!  But if I know Bushie, a few weeks into this thing he's going to up and quit because of some misguided moral qualm with getting paid to d*ck around all day. 

Where is opebo when you need him?!  If only he were here to properly explain to Bushie the pot o' gold he has just happened upon.