God, Switzerland is ing awful.
It's heartbreaking to read such a statement by an almost-compatriot! Really, Britzerland is worth at least a try. We could jazz up your cuisine with tasty cheese and chocolate, teach you good German and French and make sure you have a proper constitution. On the other hand, we would finally have sea access and get a lovely old lady as our head of state. The royal family as a whole isn't too bad of a prospect, either. It's a win-win situation. We can do it together!
Isn't a bit insulting for Italian-speakers?
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