Wedding Ceremony

[JohnFKennedy]

We are gathered here in the presence of witnesses for the purpose of uniting in matrimony Peter Bell and I-Spy

The contract of marriage is most solemn and is not to be entered into lightly, but thoughtfully and seriously with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities.

Please remember that love, loyalty and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

No other human ties are more tender and no other vows more important than those you are about to pledge.

Do you Peter, take I-Spy, to be your spouse for life? Do you promise to love and comfort each other, honor and keep each other in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse and be faithful to each other as long as you both shall live?

[JohnFKennedy]

Do you I-Spy, take Peter, to be your spouse for life? Do you promise to love and comfort each other, honor and keep each other in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse and be faithful to each other as long as you both shall live?

[JohnFKennedy]

Crazy Brits.

Yeah well, I am getting paid for this so I don't care .

[JohnFKennedy]

Crazy Brits.

Yeah well, I am getting paid for this so I don't care .

Yeah, that threesome is going to be truly awesome.

I never agreed to that! Tsssss, that is defamation of character of a Supreme Court Judge, I ought to take you to court!

[JohnFKennedy]

Now that you have joined yourselves in matrimony, may you strive all your lives to meet this commitment with the same love and devotion that you now possess.

By virtue of the authority vested in me by the Republic of Atlasia, I now pronounce you, spouses for life.