The Election We Deserve

[Alben Barkley]

He gazed up at the enormous face. Thirty-four years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the “MATH.” pin. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He was Yang Gang.

Me if this actually happened.

[Alben Barkley]

I know this is a joke but if this actually happened, Yang would easily win. No one takes Kanye seriously as a presidential candidate.

But then again, people said the same thing about Trump...

Trump has a lot more going for him than Kanye

Trump has never done anything even close to as good as My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.