As much as I hate to brag, I seem to have nailed it about the uselessness of the text:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=81228.msg1678895#msg1678895Then again, I'm starting to see some upside to it. A few years down the road, when many of these left-wing sheep (which doubtlessly make up a high % of those who signed up for the alert) have found a new, completely unrelated trendy cause/candidate to support, they'll be getting annoying generic promotional messages from Democratic organizations and candidates long after they ceased having wet dreams about Barack.