Nevada GOP caucus **results thread**

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I'll be happy if Paul can get more than Gingrich.

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The "very poor" are apparently not very enamored of Mittens.

Under 30k voters:
Paul 32%
Gingrich 31%
Romney 31%

"This is a classless country."

One, making under 30K does not necessarily classify you as "very poor." Two, most people under 30K are young people. When you control for the young people who support Paul, Romney wins under 30K voters by about 50-20-20 yet again.

How did you calculate that?

He made it up. Anything for dear leader Mitt!

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This is absolutely ridiculous. Is the NV GOP delaying the vote count on purpose or are they really this incompetent? Have we finally figured out the reason for Nevada's apparent move towards the Democrats in recent years?

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This is absolutely ridiculous. Is the NV GOP delaying the vote count on purpose or are they really this incompetent? Have we finally figured out the reason for Nevada's apparent move towards the Democrats in recent years?

They aren't reporting the Clark County results because of the Magical Jew Caucus which is still voting.

Yeah, but why did they take so long to release all the other counties? It's ridiculous.

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Haha Paul supporters cheering everytime a Paul vote is counted. Love it.

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Haha Paul supporters cheering everytime a Paul vote is counted. Love it.

where is this video

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/tab/live#/video/cvplive/cvpstream1

Paul is owning btw.

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BREAKING: HOT OFF THE PRESSES: PAUL DOMINATES MAGICAL JEW CAUCUS

Magical Jew Caucus (1 of 1 precincts reporting)
Ron Paul 153
Romney 49
Gingrich 42
Santorum 11

This sort of makes up for what has otherwise been a truly awful night.

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BREAKING: HOT OFF THE PRESSES: PAUL DOMINATES MAGICAL JEW CAUCUS

Magical Jew Caucus (1 of 1 precincts reporting)
Ron Paul 153
Romney 49
Gingrich 42
Santorum 11

Doesn't Jewish organisations hate Paul?

Apparently Paul believers also observe the sabbath on Saturdays.

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Lander's five missing precincts just came in.

They probably just made some sh**t up.

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So they are still not done....epic, epic, epic, epic fail.

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I bet most Paulites just voted at the Jewish caucus so they could sleep in.

Coverage of the Adelson caucus made it sound like circus. I think that the Paul campaign was trolling by sending his craziest supporters.

Apparently the Paul campaign robocalled virtually all their supporters about it, saying they could go to the MJC if they missed their own; I imagine only the craziest actually went through with it, though (and in particular probably only the anti-Semetic ZOMG ZIONIST CONSPIRACY types actively preferred to crash it).

And the Paulites as I surmised lied on the form they signed attesting that for religious reasons (not because they could not get out of bed that early), they could not attend a caucus meeting held during the day. Charming.

I will not stand for such anti-Paul bigotry!!! They were just taking a day of rest to show respect for their lord and savior, Dr. Congressman Ron Paul.

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I bet most Paulites just voted at the Jewish caucus so they could sleep in.

Coverage of the Adelson caucus made it sound like circus. I think that the Paul campaign was trolling by sending his craziest supporters.

Apparently the Paul campaign robocalled virtually all their supporters about it, saying they could go to the MJC if they missed their own; I imagine only the craziest actually went through with it, though (and in particular probably only the anti-Semetic ZOMG ZIONIST CONSPIRACY types actively preferred to crash it).

And the Paulites as I surmised lied on the form they signed attesting that for religious reasons (not because they could not get out of bed that early), they could not attend a caucus meeting held during the day. Charming.

Not as charming as a late-night caucus held at the request of your friendly local billionaire.

And, seriously, if you're holding a late-night caucus, why not make it open to all, especially those who had to miss the morning caucus for work? (EDIT: I realize that this pretty clearly wasn't the case, but all things considered, I'm glad that insane, paranoid Paulites crashed this sham.)

And just what were the checks to make sure the Paulites did not vote twice?  Just asking. 

What were the checks to make sure the other voters didn't vote twice?

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I bet most Paulites just voted at the Jewish caucus so they could sleep in.

Coverage of the Adelson caucus made it sound like circus. I think that the Paul campaign was trolling by sending his craziest supporters.

Apparently the Paul campaign robocalled virtually all their supporters about it, saying they could go to the MJC if they missed their own; I imagine only the craziest actually went through with it, though (and in particular probably only the anti-Semetic ZOMG ZIONIST CONSPIRACY types actively preferred to crash it).

And the Paulites as I surmised lied on the form they signed attesting that for religious reasons (not because they could not get out of bed that early), they could not attend a caucus meeting held during the day. Charming.

Not as charming as a late-night caucus held at the request of your friendly local billionaire.

And, seriously, if you're holding a late-night caucus, why not make it open to all, especially those who had to miss the morning caucus for work? (EDIT: I realize that this pretty clearly wasn't the case, but all things considered, I'm glad that insane, paranoid Paulites crashed this sham.)

And just what were the checks to make sure the Paulites did not vote twice?  Just asking. 

What were the checks to make sure the other voters didn't vote twice?

Well if the balance of the caucuses held in Clark were held at the same time, that might prove inconvenient, unless Captain Kirk teleported them around.

Yes, the MJC was a disgrace, and I am glad the Paulites crashed it. It made my night, since the rest was just an utter failure on the part of the NV GOP. BTW, I thought they did have some mechanism of making sure those attending this caucus hadn't attended one earlier. It was in some article and I forget how exactly they were doing this.