ProCon October 2009 Convention in Indianapolis (Voting on Platform)

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This is awesome. Thank you.

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I know I'm not a member of your party, but PiT would be a great candidate for President.

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I sincerely hope everyone votes for phenylcyclohexylpiperidine.

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Why didn't you guys just rename yourself as the conservatives? I don't see what's so wrong with that. Not that I find anything wrong with the RPP or PCP.

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Hmm so most party members want a name change and vote for it but it won't happen due to the powers that be. Sounds fair.

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Personal attacks on both Josh and Xahar. Well done.

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If it is ok with chairman duke, i would like to make a speech about PCon/RPP now and future?

No Josh you're not important. Didn't you read overlord DWTL's speech?

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Purity, obidience, and unity builds a strong party

Unity and purity and obedience are incompatible in most cases.

They actually existed quite well until I decided to step down and no longer officially be the chair.  Despite little actual change, people took this as some sort of hierarchly shift

Yeah you're still the overlord. We all know this.

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You had to step down because people disapproved of your methods of operation.

Little has changed except absolutely nothing has gone "your way." Delete, delete, delete didn't work, and neither did any other little "tricks." This is a new era and guess what? It's not your doing at all.

Both fronts are wrong.  I stepped down as party chair because of a faulty premise that you stated it would cause the DA to work better with us.  All it did was screw us.  And the only reason the name change went through is because I cut a deal, don't be naive

Yeah man you're still in charge. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Should we change the old color of the RPP, (Brown) to a new color such as Orange or something else?

Dude you better watch yourself, or you will soon find yourself on DWTL's hit list.

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I left for a bit and when I came back this thread had again ballooned. I feared for the worst but I saw that it was just a good and respectful discussion of your party colors and banner. That was nice to see. I also noticed that DWTL hasn't posted in these last pages. Coincidence?

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Purple? No. We're not the fairy party.

Shut up...

Good contribution.

LOL. As if what you said was "good contribution".

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Purple? No. We're not the fairy party.

Shut up...

Good contribution.

LOL. As if what you said was "good contribution".

Good contribution.

Ok fairy.

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Will dead0man give a speech?

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Will dead0man give a speech?

A sissy speech?

Well if the debate is any indication, then no.

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(6am on the East Coast, 3am on the West, yeah, now seems like a good time to give my speech)

{NOFX's Murder the Government blasts from the PA}

Hey Yo!
(hold for applause)
(hears crickets instead)

Thank you, thank you, thank you, please sit down, thank you.
Ladies, gentlemen and members of the JCP that don't have anything better to do thank you for once again attending the ProCon Con.  Damn this is one ugly sausage fest....which explains why Maraoki keeps showing up.  And why is this place whiter than a Town Hall meeting in North Dakota?  How you doin' Xahar? 

I don't even know where we are at.  Last thing I knew me and PiT were having a lovely conversation about the strange smell coming from the east coast of Atlasia (I still say its New Jersey), next thing I know, big bad fab, Duke and Smid are beating me with cricket bats, croquet mallets and shovels and trying to get me into a burlap sack being held by Hamilton.  So here I am, running for Senate in the Midwest......again.  Well, if you can call what I do running.  Probably shouldn't have hired Bob Shrum to run my sh**t.  I should apologize to the conservative wing here at the ProCon Con for that little outburst of potty mouth.  DWTL, my bad.

So I've heard people saying, "dead0, why you no debate?" and "go pussy" and I will tell you why right here, right now.

In closing, I'd like to say "I love you Mom" (she'll never read this) and WOOOORAH Atlasia!.

thank you

Well at least you showed up and that's only half the battle. I bet you will pussy out of the rest won't you sissy0man?

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     The name change passed because it passed. There was some controversy, but I like to think we dealt with it swiftly & justly.

Was there a "deal" or is DWTL hallucinating?

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     The name change passed because it passed. There was some controversy, but I like to think we dealt with it swiftly & justly.

Was there a "deal" or is DWTL hallucinating?

Thought so.

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So was it named that before or after Xahar "hacked" the forum?

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So was it named that before or after Xahar "hacked" the forum?

It's had a number of names related to me. I believe at this time last year, it was "If Xahar gave you this link, go away."

I find the RPP/PCP's obsession with you to be fascinating.

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So was it named that before or after Xahar "hacked" the forum?

It's had a number of names related to me. I believe at this time last year, it was "If Xahar gave you this link, go away."

I find the RPP/PCP's obsession with you to be fascinating.

And I find Mr. Xahar's obsession with us to be fascinating as well. He went to such lengths to get information out of us! It's truly amazing!

Well I find your super secret forum to be fascinating and I can see why Xahar was obsessed with it. It just seems like something teenage girls would do. Of course DWTL was the head of your party back then so.....

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Excellent speech, Smid.