Actually, he changed his name to Jupiter, and became Roman, and cut you out of his gene pool. 
Oh, ok, be a jerk, now my cousin Hercules won't be coming to do your training.
Hercules is already doing my training! When I embarked on this saga, I wanted only the best. He's 6'6" tall, 220 pounds, and has a body fat percentage of 8%. He had me in this strap contraption doing advanced push ups on Tuesday. It was quite kinky; I loved it!
Epic... in that epic songs and odes have been written about Torie and Gramps a couple of thousand years ago, when they were still youngs...
