Comedy Goldmine Rises

[exopolitician]

THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

CLASSIFIED

0600  Gym

0800  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

0900  Hair appointment

1000  Shopping

1200  Brunch

1400	• Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments
	• Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
	• Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
	• Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
	• Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
	• Bulldoze all houses of worship
	• Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers

1430 Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

1600 Cocktails

1800 Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)

2000 Theater

2300 Bed



(Credit to the long-forgotten Internetizen who came up with this.)

[exopolitician]

In this order IMO:

Indiana- first to go for GOP regardless of nominee except Romney who would lose it
New Hampshire- Anyone but Santorum would flip
North Carolina- I see it flipping but a moderate could lose it
Florida/New Jersey/Virginia- Given Obama's pro-Arab lean I see the Jewish vote becoming a game changer
Nevada- If Ron Paul or Gary Johnson are the nominee this will be a lock
Colorado/Ohio/Missouri/PA/Iowa- If unemployment numbers overall don't change or get worse they all flip
Minneasota= game over
Conneticut