John Kerry 2016?

[The Mikado]

Nope not happening.

Kerry vs. Romney 2016 could be interesting to watch.

Best chance for a 3rd party candidate ever. And a beautiful way to de-legitimize the system in the eyes of the voters. Even Hillary v. Jeb wouldn't be as laughable as Kerry v. Romney.

"You turned them both down before, but now we're shoving one down your throat whether you like it or not!"

"America - where democracy means choosing between two stupidly rich elitist @$$hles!"

Most hilarious possible map. Kerry gets all the Kerry states plus Iowa, New Mexico, and Nevada. Still loses 275-263. Kerry gets to be the man who came tantalizingly close only to lose by a few ten thousand votes in Ohio again.