Would you let your kid be gay?

[The Mikado]

The phrasing of the question is pretty despicable.

I'd just tell him/her about all the many amazing people that have had alternate sexualities and how that hasn't held them back.  (Most recently an old hero of mine, James Randi, who came out last week)

[The Mikado]

Being gay is an identity, not an action.  Your kid doesn't stop being gay if he's celibate.  Hence, the question, "Would you let your kid be gay" is about on the same level as "Would you let your kid be deaf."

[The Mikado]

What kind of question is that?

No, they can't be gay or they'll be grounded!

Would you buy your son gay porno?

Of course not.  Spending money on pornography is a horrendous waste of money when it's available for free online.

[The Mikado]

By the way, Hamilton, I certainly hope the homophobia is just part of the SegwayStyle persona, not part of your actual character.

[The Mikado]

What about some form of teabagging? 

There wouldn't be any teabagging under my roof!  At least, not the political kind.

[The Mikado]

What about some form of teabagging?  

There wouldn't be any teabagging under my roof!  At least, not the political kind.

Is it always a form of oral sex or is the 'tea-bag' sometimes applied to the forehead?  Either gently or in a 'mashing' motion?  Or perhaps even the top of the head!

That's a good question.  The first chronological definition of "teabagging" I heard was from the first season of Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000), when Gil the porn star explains it as specifically relating to oral usage, but perhaps the definition has evolved over the last decade.

If you can track down an earlier use of the term than 2000, congratulations.  That was the first time I heard it.  I'm still shocked that the right wing thought it was a good idea to name their movement that.