If US districts were given names instead of being assigned by numbers?

[Joseph Cao]

i dare any brave soul to attempt this with Ohio.

OH-01 Cincinnati West
OH-02 Cincinnati East
OH-03 Columbus
OH-04 Lima and Elyria
OH-05 Bowling Green and NE Ohio
OH-06 Southeast Ohio
OH-07 Canton
OH-08 Hamilton and Troy
OH-09 Toledo and Lake Erie
OH-10 Dayton
OH-11 Cleveland and Akron
OH-12 Columbus North and Delaware
OH-13 Youngstown and Warren
OH-14 Ashtabula and Mentor
OH-15 Columbus South and Fairfield
OH-16 East Cuyahoga

Congrats here is your silver medal.
You get a gold medal if you can do Maryland.

This would be so much simpler if we used the Australian system instead.

MD-01: Eastern Shore
MD-02: Towson–Lowlands
MD-03: Annapolis, Pikesville, and Olney
MD-04: Severna Park and Outer D.C.
MD-05: St. Charles
MD-06: Cumberland–Frederick
MD-07: Baltimore–Columbia
MD-08: Rockville–Westminster

(I really don't like "Outer D.C." for MD-04, but that part of Maryland seems to defy categorization.)