The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Хahar 🤔]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

You may not understand humor.

[Хahar 🤔]

Why is The Obamanation still here?

[Хahar 🤔]

We know where we need to cut down and we'll have further meetings as a family, but it doesn't mean we're going to stop enjoying ourselves  in the food department, especially on the weekends.  As a family we have a policy that diets are not allowed to begin on weekends.  Weekends are about having fun with what you're eating and enjoy yourself.  Healthy (or healthier) eating is for Monday-Thursday night.  When Dad has Friday off, Thursday night gets lumped in with the weekend enjoyment.  We will continue to enjoy ourselves.

Perfect.