Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Хahar 🤔]

12 hours of football on Friday seems impossible. The only football on Fridays is high school and a couple bad college games, and all of those games are at night; there just isn't football on TV for 12 hours on Fridays.

Also confusing is the idea of picking games to watch on Saturday not because of their teams but so that they all start and end at times adjacent to one another. What makes watching college football fun is the ability to switch between a dozen different games at any point. Unless a team you're interested in is playing, why watch one game from start to end?

[Хahar 🤔]

A lot of the stuff that we nonchalantly accept about Bushie's life would definitely be horrifying if we were just learning this for the first time and we had never met him before.

Having introduced Update to several friends, I can confirm this.

[Хahar 🤔]

Is the suggestion here that America is a wealthy country because of divine intervention? That's quite a strange outlook on history.

That appears to be the implication, yes.

Which, we should add, is a lot weirder than the idea that Jesus has blessed it in some generalized sense. A lot.

I'm reminded of prosperity theology.