This is incredible. I cannot believe it. My friend just called me on the phone, and he was telling me, mindcracked, you've got to hear what people are saying. Now let me explain something, this guy—you'd know who it was if I told you his name, tremendous expert, studies words for a living, and has many friends in the Trump campaign. This guy, he was saying you would not believe what I'm seeing here, it's incredible, unbelievable.
He told me that, just recently, people are saying Donald Trump snorts cocaine. Disgusting drug. Pure, uncut Columbian cocaine. You would not believe it. But people keep saying it. And old Snifflin' Don, what has he done? Nothing. Si-lence. If all these people—good people, honest people—are saying that he's doing this certain drug, cocaine, and Snifflin' Don won't say anything, there must be something to it.
But Trump supporters, or as I like to call them, paid Putin stooges, who are trying to rig this election for Snifflin' Don by the way. All these supporters of his, they can't shut up about it. They're saying there's no sniffling this, there's no cocaine that. Look, I get it, he's their guy and they've got to cover for him. So my friend—here's the incredible part—he's looking at all these people who are just asking a question, and all these furious Trump people trying to shut them up. You've got one group saying Trump snorted cocaine before the presidential debates, and the others saying he didn't. But, let me ask you, where do these Trump supporters choose to get their polls after the debates? "The Drudge Report." Folks, I've seen some stupid polls before, but "The Drudge Report" has to take the cake. Where do they come up with this stuff? So my friend, who studies words, who knows words, he said "we've got to dig deeper on this."
And this is the unbelievable part. Too huge to be a coincidence, people are telling me. He puts the words "The Drudge Report" into his computer and runs a program on it. What else can these letters spell, he asked it. The first result—you aren't gonna believe it—the first thing his program tells him is that these letters spell:
the reported drug
So "The Drudge Report" equals "The reported drug," i.e cocaine. You heard it here first folks. You can't make this stuff up. Unbelievable. No wonder Snifflin' Don doesn't want to touch this. And if their guy didn't snort cocaine before the debates, why are all his people running to the site with "The reported drug" in its name? We've got to get answers.
awesome. very well played!
you mind if I steal this to post elsewhere?
