Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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Naso spoiling Kindergarten Cop sent the previous edition into a downward spiral of epic fail.

Yeah, it actually got funny the last few pages!  Back to making fun of people we don't agree with I guess.

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The Goldmine always caves in when we decide to debate while inside.

It's a joke thread in the first place, why do we care if it gets "off topic"?  If any thread should have the ability to go off topic it should be joke threads.

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HEY!  This is a serious joke thread, stop hijacking it or we'll have to involve a mod.

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Rosebud was a sled!

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1.  And the LORD Obama took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
2.  And the rib, which the LORD Obama had taken from himself, made he a running-mate from the swing state of Ohio.
3.  And the LORD Obama said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: he shall be called Barry Wobama, because he was taken out of Obama.
4.  And they were both Democrats, the LORD and his running-mate, and were not ashamed.

Obama-Wobama '08!

That's the first thing in this thread that's actually made me laugh.

Aye!  It's rare that somebody is funny when they are trying to be funny.

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Seriously, though, it's fairly clear when I'm exaggerating.

Maybe it would have been more clear if you used all caps?

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No problem pal!

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Too bad BRTD isn't Kim Jong Il's heir to North Korea.  I'd love to see him run the country.

That begs the question, would he be better or worse?

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This entire thread is very amusing.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=86273.0

In the same way a circus fire or a train wreck is amusing right?

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How is this even a question? Hell how is this close?

Of all the people to complain about a poll....

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...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.