I accidentally booked a 'kink' hotel for my European vacation last week*.
Some highlights:
1) The 'room service' menu consisted entirely of whips, dildos, handcuffs and other sex objects that you could rent.
2) The lights in the room were all purple
3) The maids set the stereo system to a porno music playlist each day.
*It was far and away the cheapest option on Expedia with a good location and a king size bed
I hope you showered well when you got home. With bleach. Gross.
I stayed in a hotel in Biloxi one night back in 95. Well, I should say I tried to stay in a hotel in Biloxi one night. The first room they gave us a key to had a toilet just sitting in the middle of the room. Not hooked up (obviously), but just sitting there. Went back and asked for another room, and I don't remember what was wrong with it exactly, but it was somehow worse. We got our money back.
