my general election presidential vote will be going to either Hillary Clinton or (more probably) Gary Johnson.
Welcome aboard! Your care package should arrive in the mail in the coming days. It will contain all you need to complete your transformation. A joint, a rainbow sticker, a copy of John Stossel's newest book, a subscription to Reason and a coupon for 20% off your next ammo purchase at Whaky Karl's Guns and Ammo Emporium. Hating women and minorities is optional, but discouraged. Hating Churchies and Hippies is also optional, but totally encouraged.
