The Ranch Dressing Epidemic: Will it cripple our great Republic?

[dead0man]

The Ranch made from Hidden Valley powder is like crack, and I don't even like Ranch.  It tastes good on everything.  Fries, burgers, pizza, shoe leather...probably even dick.  I don't eat it often (even though there is almost always some in the fridge) because it's not really all that good for you.  Plus Tobasco makes pizza better.

Oddly, I don't care for it on a salad.

[dead0man]

Dear lord, I don't understand middle American food whatsoever.  Ranch dressing is vile. 

NYC needs to file a class action lawsuit against middle America for putting ranch on pizza and creating blueberry/cinnamon raisin bagels.

I had no idea NYC residents were forced to do what middle America tells them.  Cowards.

[dead0man]

I think Ranch is OK, but I prefer Italian or Bleu Cheese.  As for on pizza, I believe Papa John's puts some sort of dipping sauce in with their pizzas. 

<drools>...garlic butter sauce....mmmmmm