The Onion releases dozens of humor articles a week. Most a just good for a headline reading chuckle, but every now and then one comes along that is actually worth sharing with people as it nails inadequately expressed thought or feeling on a current event--or even some ridiculous forum community issue.
This is a thread for such articles.
Apple User Acting Like His Dad Just Died
BOSTON—Calling the death a “tragic loss” and saying he was “truly devastated by the news,” self-described Apple product loyalist Eric Cavanaugh is treating the passing of the company’s former CEO Steve Jobs as if his ing dad just died, sources confirmed Thursday. “I can’t believe it,” said Cavanaugh, 28, wearing a saddened expression that would make you think he was mourning the loss of his 61-year-old father, Jack, and not a complete goddamn stranger.
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Maybe, but it's the Onion. If that kind of thing bothers you you might not want to come back in this thread.
And I agree with article. Nut up pansies.
