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Scenario 3: McCain pulls back even in the polls, Palin talks about eatin' good ole' American hamburgers while McCain talks about all his "friends" who want us to win and Obama who "wants us to lose." Obama simply asks his crowds, "Who they got...John McCain?" McCain convinces Americans not to take a chance on Obama, and McCain wins a narrow electoral vote victory while losing the popular vote.
Naso and Keystone Phil have a huge party in Philly while Eraserhead spends his time working on protest signs for Jan 20th that say, "John McShame is really lame" and a simple, yet artistic "Palin sucks".