Official Naso's Girlfriend Discussion Thread

[Reaganfan]

[Reaganfan]

In all serious, I wouldn't lie

She is my current GF but we didn't make it FB public. That guy she has is actually an old friend who if memory serves me correctly may not be straight. It's one of those like when girls saying "Sally is married to Kristy" but under info it's interested in "men".

[Reaganfan]

The guy is a platonic friend. I don't think he's the gay friend but he may be. Regardless, they aren't "really" in a relationship.

I could easily put my status as "in a relationship" with Keystone Phil...but we aren't.

[Reaganfan]

I am dating a girl. Since when did dating go against conservative values?

All I did was post a picture of the girl I've started dating. Then someone finds her profile and sees that it doesn't mention our relationship, but mentions the "funny" or "joking" relationship with another guy who I confused with one of her friends who is gay. How is any of this making me a bad person?

[Reaganfan]

I am dating a girl. Since when did dating go against conservative values?

All I did was post a picture of the girl I've started dating. Then someone finds her profile and sees that it doesn't mention our relationship, but mentions the "funny" or "joking" relationship with another guy who I confused with one of her friends who is gay. How is any of this making me a bad person?

I don't think Mechaman understands the concept of people putting fake relationship statuses on Facebook just for fun.  I have a few girl friends who are "married" to other girl friends, but they're  not gay.

Right, you understand what I'm saying. She's 19. She isn't "married" to so and so. I just don't like putting myself in a public statement like that on FB.

[Reaganfan]

Hey man, I was in a relationship for 0 months before it ended for a bit. We got back together last July and it has been great. It's been a total of almost 15 months.

just got laid yesterday too, so it's all peachy in my life man

Me too

[Reaganfan]

Snapped a few pictures before we went out to lunch today. These are for those people who find my posts to be misguided or falsified.

[Reaganfan]

Is Naso gakked up in those pictures or does the oversaturation just make it look like his eyes are almost entirely pupil?

I used the "red eye" remover, that's why.

Uhm, that's not the same girl?

I always argue with her about this. I tell her she is 10 different girls.

She's the 30 year old business woman:

Note the sexy gray business suit (She's going to law school)

She's the sexy secretary

She's in the black nylons bottom left

She's the Obama campaign worker


The teenage schoolgirl


Very pretty girl



But YES she is all the same. Personally, I would like her to return to the style of the first two pictures.

[Reaganfan]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

[Reaganfan]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

It means:  “Naso! Latebloomer of ginger and orange, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

She's a blonde.

[Reaganfan]

She looks about 21 or so Gramps.

But really she's perfect for you Naso.  Now whether you're perfect for her, that's another matter.

She's 19 about to turn 20.

She and I have some common interests, but she isn't interested in politics DESPITE her being in an American politics class.

[Reaganfan]

That's one fing sexy bear...

[Reaganfan]

So how does the mighty Naso respond to accusations that he is being hypocritical in his... "recent activities"?

Having a relationship and being against the amount of vulgar smut thrust into the faces of America's youth through music, movies and television are two entirely separate things.

[Reaganfan]

Sorry for not fully monitoring this. So Naso's girlfriend looks like a female version of himself? Not surprising.

Keystone Phil's female version of himself:

[Reaganfan]

Had breakfast with her last week. It was the first time we saw each other in 20 months.