To those that know about my "situation"...

[Meeker]

Asking about her ethnic heritage might be a fun way to break the ice. Or it might be creepy. Take your pick I suppose.

[Meeker]

Look Phil, this thread has gone on for 8 pages now. It's a sign from God or something. She's clearly your soul mate. Please go ahead and make a move - tempting the fates is never a good thing.

And if you're really desperate for something to talk to her about, you could always mention to her that there's 8 pages of discussion about her on some Internet message board. Then you can offer to show it to her, take her back to your cave, and then sire yourself an heir. Chicks dig that sort of thing.

[Meeker]

Phil, just imagine me by your side and I'm sure you'll find the strength to get it done

[Meeker]

This isn't acceptable. After my Spanish final on Wednesday I'll be flying out to Philadelphia. I've already contacted the Registrar at Temple and tracked the girl's name down, so it'll only be a matter of canvassing the dorms and surrounding neighborhoods to find her. Inks has volunteered to help. We'll then meet you at the nearest Italian restaurant and you'll both enjoy a hearty plate of lasagna.

It will, quite frankly, be the greatest night of your life.


But seriously, I know what it feels like to really want to get to know someone and never get the chance to. It sucks. Wish I could give more insightful advice than that.